Baby Modeling Agents Knowledge Base
Does anyone know how to find modeling agents for infants? I have an infant son and have people tell me over and over again what a beautiful baby he is, that I should get him into modeling. The only online information I can find makes me pay for a list of agents. Does anyone know how I can find free information so I can seek a professional opinion?
Baby modelling,Is it right to have a joing fee ? My baby girl has been accepted for modeling for two different sites,but is a small charge of £170 joining fee.They say it is to set up a account for her. Do all the modeling agents charge? Is this normal? I have sent a couple of pics.They want me to go for a shooting and paying a one off joining fee there??????
Modeling agents in thailand? My 6 month old son has been told by everyone who meets him that he should be a baby model so I have taken some action I have had some Professional Photos taken now in ready to get them out there . He is half English that is my side and half Thai that is my wife's side .
What is the best way to get my daughter into modeling? We live in Pa so it's not as if we have lots of agents around. I haven't really done much checking yet. My daughter is beautiful & loves having her picture taken. She's only 19 months, however every place we go people stop us to look at her & they always ask if she does any baby modeling or if we plan on having her model when she's older. I just wondered how to even go about getting her into something like that, if anyone knows please write me back. Thanks.
how to become a photographer and modeling agent? im 17 years old and currently working on my ged. i want to learn how to become one of the best photographers and modeling agent for young adult women, children, babies,and wildlife how would i go about doing that...is there classes i need to take? and im starting a portfolio, how do i get women to agree to let me photograph them without second guessing?
how can a baby start earning income? I have a baby girl and I am trying to find ways to start her IRA at age 1. From what I have read online, I can't fund her IRA because it has to be earned income on her own. Other than baby modelling(not that my baby isn't cute, I just don't have that much time in going to photoshoots, finding agents, etc.), what other goodies you guys have try? Thanks a million.
baby modeling for our baby boy? I would like to look into modeling for our son. He is very personable, smiles and laughs a lot, and is fussy only when he is hungry or needs a change. He is also very expressive and is a beautiful Latino baby boy. (i know..i'm biased) However whenever friends and coworkers meet him, they are amazed at his very large beautiful brown eyes. I am new to all of the business, so a few pointers in the right direction would be greatly appreciated. I also was wondering, i know that he needs head/body shots and an agent...but does the agent company also do the head-shots? or do we get the photos first and then look for an agent? Thank you all, i do give points to helpful informative answers. PS, the health, safety, and welfare of my son is priority, that should be implicit. I am interested in information, not opinions...don't mean to sound rude but i am looking to narrow my search, and i don't want to feel judged. Thank you for understanding.
Does any one know a good Model (casting) agent for my baby? Does any one know how we could get a Agent for our baby? How could we trust one. i know if we pay one it's maybe not a good agent. I read some were they a real agent works for a %. It's that truth? Were do we go? Were could we find one? If anyone knows please help.
Baby Modeling... anyone ever try it out? i know it sounds kinda weird and narcissistic but i really wanna put my daughter in some target ads or something along those lines. She's completely gorgeous and im not just saying that bc she's mine. She's also very friendly and intelligent. To top it off she's very photogenic. everytime i bring my camera with us on an outing or even if im fooling around at home she constantly jumps in view of it. She's 13 and a half months by the way. any advice on where to start? someone told me a good agent doesnt charge you.... im from san antonio tx by the way.
baby modelling...? how do you go into it and what are the pros and cons. My son is very cute (not a biased opinion at all!) and i would like to have a go at baby modelling. I have found a few agents on line but how xcan you be sure that they will get you work or even be a genuine agant. are there any official sites/ guidelines/ directories for such agencies. I'm not a pushy mum at all. Just me and a friend were discussing it, she knows someone who used to do it and even a few years ago got £350 a day for it. Its just that i already run my own business but am restricted by having baby at home all day (not that i mind!). I just thought it would be a good way to increase our family income and secure my son with money for a good future.
Have you worked with the Kids Talent Network before? It's a company that markets your child in the area near you (in my case, Milwaukee) and sets up a website and acts as an adviser for three years, while your child builds up a portfolio of jobs. There is a fee for this service which is fine, but I would like to hear reviews from anyone who may have used them before, instead of what I see on just their website. I'm interested to know if this worked for you and how long it took to get set up with an agent for your baby to model for.
JcPenny Sears baby model? My daughter is 6 months old and EVERYONE has told me how I should get her into modeling for Pennys, Sears etc. I would really like to do something like this, but I'm not into getting her an agent and all that other mess. How would I go about this? Thanks!
What things should I consider when thinking about having my baby model? I have a BEAUTIFUL baby boy. Yes, I know every mother thinks her child is the pretiest, but everyone else thinks my baby's adorable too. I'm thinking about getting an agent, but we don't have starting money, and both my husband and I have full time jobs. Is having my 13 month old son model even possible under these conditions? And if it is, what are the pros and cons? What reasons are there to not do it? I'm thinking of collage money, but I don't want him to turn out like a pagent kid or an anarexic teenager.
i need modeling help!? i need some modeling help, here are some questions: How do I get my child or baby into the business of acting and modeling? How do I find the right agent? Where do I start? • How to find the right agent for you. i want an agent who will provide the best opportunities for me. How to ACE THE AGENCY INTERVIEW! You only get one chance to make the right impression. These tips will insure it. and i need all of these questions answered please! first one who answers all gets 10 pts! and also, i need agents and agentcies in sacramento CA. so i need some GOOD agent names besides Ford, and Cast Images. and just agents like people will do. and they have to be in sacramento CA. and how do i get started? thanks
Fabulous Flashcast-do they get you a legit agent? I have paid so much money for pictures to rip off modeling companies. I actually telephoned a major agency and they told me about Fabulous Flashcast- said they were the only reputable service around that gets you an agent for your new baby. Are they really that good?
How can i make my baby a model?pictures included.? I think my baby is so cute and would love to have him make a comercial or an ad or something...This agency John Robert Powers wanted to do a photo shoot and suposidly promote him with agencys(their like an agency's agency i guess) but i read a lot of negative reviews so i got scared. I don't know whats the way this should work...do i get a photographer to make a portfolio...and take it to the agency's my self? do i e-mail them? do i find an agent? do i become his manager? any one have any experience with this please help.!!!Thank you so much!!!! Here's the love of my life just copy these links in your browse bar: http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt227/RafitasMama/P1030173.jpg http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt227/RafitasMama/P1030158.jpg
Can anyone recommend a modelling agency for babies (in UK) ? Does anyone have a baby under 6 months signed up with a modelling agency ? Complete strangers tell me my son should be a model ! I have doubts about the reality of this and would be interested in finding a genuine agent (preferably without some sort of up front admin fee).
im 16, and live like 40 mins outside detroit, and i was wondering how to get into modeling? i had a modeling coach who took a few pictures for me and we brought them to an agent, who said he liked me but needed more clean-cut photos since the market here is very girl-next-door. definately not my style but starting off ill take what i can get. i lost my modeling coach after she had a baby and has been almost a year since i was at that agent, because my grades were so bad and i had to pull them up. now im not sure how to really get into the buisness, especially since im not sure i can get the right poses and stuff without the help of a coach yet
i want my son in modeling? I have a son that is 4 months almost 5 and i want to start him in baby modelin.....but i dont know where to go or find an agent. or where to submit his pictures? http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn136/milfbrttne90/hhhh050.jpg
What should I do with a verbally abusive father? Every time my dad talks to me he puts me down, he tries to convince me that I am the stupidest loser in the whole world. He emphasizes the words and tells me that I am unteachable and in his eyes I am the smallest person on earth. I suffer from very low self-esteem, I don't if it's because of my dad or it's just me. I try to be nice to him, I respect him always but he doesn't want to give up, I asked him many times to respect me, but he just doesn't understand. I love him deeply and I wished he could stop, but he doesn't. I don't think I am a loser, I am married, 31, have a baby, have a M.Sc and B.Sc in genetics, studied 2.5 years phd genetics and now I am studying my doctorate in business administration (DBA). At the same time, I am working on my business and also help with my brother's business marketing. I also attended a modeling school last year, and today was a photoshoot, but the thought of the photoshoot made me paralyzed, I woke up early in the morning, did my hair, and for some reason I just panicked, I thought who do I think I am to stand in front of so many people, I am the fattest uggliest person on earth,,, I felt so bad about myself, my modeling agent tells me that I am their favorite, but I think I have no self-esteem. or my self-esteem fluctuates alot from 10 to 0. So I covered my head under the bedsheets and told my husband that I am not gonna go. He was so upset, he said what's wrong with you? why are you doing this to yourself? Anyways,,,, I think in my life, I always tried to be a superwoman, maybe to prove myself to my dad, but no matter how much I have accomplished, my dad still thinks of me as the biggest loser he has ever seen in his life. I don't know if I should discontinue my relationship with him or not. It's gonna be very painful if I do but no matter what I do, he is always there to prove me wrong. I don't want to say this, but the last time, my father beat me up was when I was 25! so sad.,,, but my father can sometimes be very supportive, but he is so moody, he supports me sometimes and tells me that he is proud of me if I do something that he likes, but if he doesn't like it, he just goes to that abusive mood. In the past 3 months, he had been continuously verbally abusive. But he is also very sad, lonely and sick. I tried for years to help him emotionally and mentally, I have had some success, but not as much as I wanted. But recently I have been concerned more about my own well-being and my inner depression and how small I see myself regardless of what the society standards says.
How to get an agent, trustworthy agencies? I don't have many experience in acting but here is my resume right now.. Baby model for Nordstrom Ballet for 8, Jazz 2, Tap 2, Ballroom 3 years Community Service for over 7 years 2 years acting classes 4 years vocal lessons Part of Choir 8 years Main Acting in local theaters Knows simple Spanish 5'8 I live by LA, and I need to find an agency for acting, modeling, or singing. I have some relations with my mom getting a recording done and my friend's dad being a director. I'm not sure what to do, any tips? Beginning business for fashion design
Do i really have to pay for an agent to get my child into modelling? So we found this ad that they're looking for baby models for GAP. We sent in our baby pictures and they like it. But the thing is they said we have to pay them $1000. The gig cost aroudn $150 to $200 plus fitting fee, so i dont get why we have to pay them $1000. Anyways, we're not really after the money even if we dont get anything out of it.We just want to see our baby in ads or commercial. Seriously. if you know any agent who works for commission can u let me know? pls?
Do you think I'm Model material? Here are two snapshots of me, I'm known well for being tall at school my height is 5'11 baby! Tell me your opinions whether you think I'm model material or not. Copy and paste in your web browser 1.) http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2gts1s9&s=3 2.) http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6poi78&s=3 3.)http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=54gaf&s=3 and my question was why aren't they making any efforts to contact me back!? O_o. My mom told me from her experience of working right next door to a modeling agency that the agents would get tons of thousands of unopened head shots in the mail and just tossed them in the trash, go figure. and the the person who said "I'd quit if I were you" really doesn't know me because it's going to take a hell of a lot more than rejections from 8 agencies to bring me down. [:
I am a stay at home mom, and I have 2 beautiful little babies.? I would love to get them into modeling, I just don't know how to get started. I am not doing this to make money from my children. It would be for their benefit. If there are any agents or parents who know what to do and where to go please direct me in that direction. I live in Los Angeles.
How can I get an acting agent? Do I have a good resume? A couple times in my life I have been asked by some agencies, but I found that they were all scams, kidzmedia, John Robert Powers, although I was asked by Nordstrom to be a baby model, which I was in a fashion show for the new line. I was also asked by this other agency that made remakes of famous shows, but i knew that sounded really fake so I didn't do it. So how can I get an agent? Here is my resume 3 years of singing 7 years of ballet, 2 for jazz and tap, 3 ballroom dancing 3 years of acting Over 7 years of Community Service I have somewhat of a Opera/Jazzy voice, good vibrato and tone. Asian and partially Russian 5'8 140 Size 6 or 7 Big brown eyes, Long dark brown/black hair, freckles, round/oval face, long legs, tall but petite. What else should I include? And do you think I would qualify?
how would I find a Talent Agent for my 13m old son? I of course think my son is cute... but I also know every parent think their child is the cutest.7 a co-worker of my fathers saw my son the other day and later on told my father that we should infd an agent and put my son in comercials and model baby clothes. so I thought I would look into it and see what happens. worth a shot right? well now I am trying to figure out where to start... any help would be greatly appreciated! Im in canada thats for the rudeness and jumping to conclusions! it is not so he can be a famous little kid or anything like that. its for like the diaper commercials or the midels you see in your local flyers! and all the money would go in a bank account for HIM! I am a sinlge mom and I`m not looking for the money for me, I want to be able to send my child to college. that`s what I am hoping to be able to do with the money if this happens. wow people this isn`t like toddlers in tiaras. I`m not like that at all, even i think thats pushing it. i just mean a commercial or a photo shoot here and there. like literally only a few times. not all the time or all over the place.
Fabulous Flashcast? How does it work? I am trying to get our baby into modeling and acting. A few people in the business told me to only deal with this Fabulous Flashcast. I guess they've been in business for 20 years, that's pretty impressive to us. I also understand that they find the agent for you and do not require a really pricey portfolios of photos, everywhere we've emailed they all want photos...for a 6 month onld baby? Also, they seem like the only place that's not just "on line" only. Those on line places worrie me. One of them, a place in Nevada accepted my kid just on a photos only, without wanting to meet with us, that sounded very shady. Any info. on Fabulous Flashcast?
I want to be an actress but....? My resume is not that impressive. I heard that you have to have an impressive resume to get a good agent and all. But here is some things that are on my resume about the arts. Baby model for Nordstrom Took ballet for 7 years; jazz and tap for 2 years; hip hop for 1 month (haha! i dont really have that on my resume) Co-starred in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in my local theaters. Nun in the Sound of Music in my local theaters As you can see its not that impressive. Is there other ways i can build up my resume other than taking acting classes? That's what im trying to do right now. lol Tara i was joking I KNOW ITS NOT IMPRESSIVE GEEZ THATS NOT THE QUESTION ITS HOW DO I GET IMPRESSIVE! Oh ive done many choir leads Does being the leader of 3 different community services work? and being a part of disaster preperness clubs? and doing community service for 6 years?
Would you do it anyway? My 9 month old daughter is gorgeous. We are constantly being told by complete strangers everywhere we go that she has the face of a gerber baby. They also say she looks like she should be in a magazine. She has big sapphire blue eyes and a head full of brown hair. She also has the most beautiful personality. Always smiling and playful. So here's the question, I want to enter her is a baby photo contest. Not modeling or pimping her out to an agent for print work. Just send a simple picture to a reputable magazine for a contest. My husband is against it. So should I do it anyway or respect his wishes? Dino give me a break!! This has nothing to do with my ego! I also know that people tell people all the time how cute their kids are but how many times have you had a complete stranger do a double take of your kids and then double back to stop and tell you how beautiful they are?! Thomas: you do know what they say happens when you make assumptions right?! Ever consider that maybe I am a teacher and I am surrounded by too many kids all day or maybe I am a daycare worker and the same is true? How about there are toomanykids in this world not being properly cared for by their parents? Think before you make assumptions about people. I am the mother of one beautiful 9 month old that I, and my husband, are able to devote all our time and attention to. When we're not devoting it to each other! G's mom thanks for the insight but I don't remember ever once saying my child was any better than anyone else's. I would never do that.
I am having trouble GAINING weight PLEASE HELP ME!? I am 14 almost 15 and between 5'9 and 5'10 and I weight 117 pounds which is considered **underweight. I never had a problem with that before since I model and my agent was thrilled I was able to maintain that way. But I recently got pregnant and had to stop modeling so I am no longer trying to be skinny I eat whatever I want now in fact i just had 4 Hershey bars. I am 11 weeks pregnant and still 117 pounds. That cannot be good. Can someone PLEASE help me and tell me how to GAIN weight. I want my baby and I to be healthy.
Anyone here from Thailand? I need help!? Hi...my baby did a print ad modelling project last year with TENDER CARE and it's supposedly for their promo packs and some other print ads. But I've never seen it here in the Philippines and I have a feeling that the photos were used in Thailand. My baby's agent never found out what happened either... PLEASE, if you see any print ad in whatever form for TENDER CARE baby soap and baby powder (mother and child), PLEASE send me a picture of it so that I can see it and keep it as a remembrance. That's all I want...so please, I would truly, truly appreciate it. my email address is jenelleish@yahoo.com. THANKS!!! NOTE: NO NEED TO ANSWER I FOUND THE SITE! :-) http://www.colgate.com.ph/app/Colgate/PH/ProductsPH/Soaps/Tender.cvsp
My CAREER OVER BEFOR IT BEGAN? okay so you should no by now i am 14 and pregnant. well i model and do dance and occasionally take a couple acting classes. well now that i am pregnant i cant take dance anymore i am completly bumed out about it. well today i went to go meet with my agent for a modeling shoot and when she saw me she said that they need to delay the shoot and she gave me a week to loose 6 pounds. but the thing is i am pregnant now and i am going to get fat soon so eventually i have to tell my agent i am pregnant chances are i will get fired right away. How do i brake this to my agent? she says i am her best client and i make alot of money for the bussness If i do get fired would i be able to get re hired after my baby is born? would i be able to go back to dance class after my baby is born? i need some advice yes my parents know about the baby. and yeah i am not a whore i no who the father is. and for those of you saying you should of thought of that before you had sex...dont u think i realize that now my body is capable of a pregnancy because i am 5'8 almost 5'9 most people dont think i am 14 alot of people think i am 18 or 19 years old because of the way i look i may be young but my body is already very mature. and i got my period when i was only 9 i no that doesnt matter but whatever stop asking me why i am pregnant okay well guess what these things happen. i no i am 14 but he didnt pull out on time and i got pregnant whats done is done okay i cant change it now its not like i wanted to get pregnant
What should I do with a verbally abusive father? Every time my dad talks to me he puts me down, he tries to convince me that I am the stupidest loser in the whole world. He emphasizes the words and tells me that I am unteachable and in his eyes I am the smallest person on earth. I suffer from very low self-esteem, I don't if it's because of my dad or it's just me. I try to be nice to him, I respect him always but he doesn't want to give up, I asked him many times to respect me, but he just doesn't understand. I love him deeply and I wished he could stop, but he doesn't. I don't think I am a loser, I am married, 31, have a baby, have a M.Sc and B.Sc in genetics, studied 2.5 years phd genetics and now I am studying my doctorate in business administration (DBA). At the same time, I am working on my business and also help with my brother's business marketing. I also attended a modeling school last year, and today was a photoshoot, but the thought of the photoshoot made me paralyzed, I woke up early in the morning, did my hair, and for some reason I just panicked, I thought who do I think I am to stand in front of so many people, I am the fattest uggliest person on earth,,, I felt so bad about myself, my modeling agent tells me that I am their favorite, but I think I have no self-esteem. or my self-esteem fluctuates alot from 10 to 0. So I covered my head under the bedsheets and told my husband that I am not gonna go. He was so upset, he said what's wrong with you? why are you doing this to yourself? Anyways,,,, I think in my life, I always tried to be a superwoman, maybe to prove myself to my dad, but no matter how much I have accomplished, my dad still thinks of me as the biggest loser he has ever seen in his life. I don't know if I should discontinue my relationship with him or not. It's gonna be very painful if I do but no matter what I do, he is always there to prove me wrong. I don't want to say this, but the last time, my father beat me up was when I was 25! so sad.,,, but my father can sometimes be very supportive, but he is so moody, he supports me sometimes and tells me that he is proud of me if I do something that he likes, but if he doesn't like it, he just goes to that abusive mood. In the past 3 months, he had been continuously verbally abusive. But he is also very sad, lonely and sick. I tried for years to help him emotionally and mentally, I have had some success, but not as much as I wanted. But recently I have been concerned more about my own well-being and my inner depression and how small I see myself regardless of what the society standards says.
chick lit idea for school assignment: do you like it? suggesions? advice? open to any ideas/modifications? rough idea for english project (have to write 1st chapter of supposed 'chick lit' book): one girl is a 17 year old girl from saudi arabia who goes to boarding school in London, England her roomate is like the Queen Bitch and a wild party girl that hates this arabian girl thinking she is so weird and sheltered, eventually, the roomate teaches the arabian girl how to let loose, the arabian girl loses her veil, first drink/kiss/et, and the two roomates become friends and party, etc. the roomate/party girl is an aspiring model and only sleeps with hotties or her agents to get modelling jobs. has casual sex. she'll either have sex with one of the directors for a job, get pregnant, OR she could get pregnant if she meets the prince at a ball and they sleep together (i know its unrealistic...but chick lit is like girl's fantasy). anyway so the roomate gets pregnant and then the arabian girl ends up teaching her roomate now how to care for the baby. also arabian girl falls in love w. british b arabian girl falls in love with british boy
Abercrombie Kids Model? Ok here's some stuff about me I am: 5 foot 6 inches have a naturally beautiful face naturally curly hair really pretty skin tone piercing brown eyes am really skinny was a born model(modeled when I was a baby) am told I am pretty look 13 to 14 yrs old Oh and before I forget I wear absolutley no make up what so ever except for some vaseline every once in a while on my lips My question is do I have the right kind of look to be a model for them? I f it doesn't work out I'll try something else like ford modeling. Things that I really don't want you to type: your a kid concentrate on school( I already am, skipped a grade, very focused) nothing racial you need an agent or else no( I already no you don't) Thanx!!!!! Oh Lots of answers!!!!! yeah if you say it looks like I think alot of myself sorry, just trying to give the best description without a pic, I will not say that at auditions, thanx!!!!
So you think the Patriot Act was bad? Take an objective look at this... "Obamacare is about the government's coming into homes and usurping parental rights over child care and development. It's outlined in sections 440 and 1904 of the House bill (Page 838), under the heading "home visitation programs for families with young children and families expecting children." The programs (provided via grants to states) would educate parents on child behavior and parenting skills. The bill says that the government agents, "well-trained and competent staff," would "provide parents with knowledge of age-appropriate child development in cognitive, language, social, emotional, and motor domains ... modeling, consulting, and coaching on parenting practices," and "skills to interact with their child to enhance age-appropriate development." Are you kidding me?! With whose parental principles and values? Their own? Certain experts'? From what field and theory of childhood development? As if there are one-size-fits-all parenting techniques! Do we really believe they would contextualize and personalize every form of parenting in their education, or would they merely universally indoctrinate with their own? Are we to assume the state's mediators would understand every parent's social or religious core values on parenting? Or would they teach some secular-progressive and religiously neutered version of parental values and wisdom? And if they were to consult and coach those who expect babies, would they ever decide circumstances to be not beneficial for the children and encourage abortions? One government rebuttal is that this program would be "voluntary." Is that right? Does that imply that this agency would just sit back passively until some parent needing parenting skills said, "I don't think I'll call my parents, priest or friends or read a plethora of books, but I'll go down to the local government offices"? To the contrary, the bill points to specific targeted groups and problems, on Page 840: The state "shall identify and prioritize serving communities that are in high need of such services, especially communities with a high proportion of low-income families." Full Article > http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=33089 _____________________________________________ Are you OK with this? Isn't this a hell of a lot more intrusive than listening to phone calls? It doesn't get more personal than coming into your home and telling you how to raise your children! Before you bash the source...I read the New York Times and the H.P. so you can handle a little Human Events. Correction - (Is bad) ..thanks I only use the patriot act here as an example. My main point is that many of the very same folks who oppose it seem to be willing to allow the federal government free reign in their most personal affairs. This makes no sense.
i want to be a famous actress/model but i don't have money to hire an Agent? i am very young as of my age i haven't even reached 15, (put it that way). i want to succeed my dream to be an actress/model. i went to a john robert powers audition and got chosen top twelve. but the prices were incredibly high. I also dont have money to pay for an agent what do i do?? i allso dont have seld confidense with myself because i am the skinniest oerson to be a model i thin ki am average with baby fat: ( ooop si had ment that i am not the skinniest persin in the world, i mean i think i am kindak average with baby phat...
Which part of the script should I use to draw a picture of? Lilo And Stitch Script Read the charges. Dr. Jumba Jookiba-- lead scientist of Galaxy Defense Industries-- you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation. How do you plead? Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical-- completely within legal boundaries. We believe you actually created something. Created something?! Ha! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... make more than one. What is that monstrosity? Monstrosity! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is bulletproof, fireproof and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark and move objects times his size. His only instinct: To destroy everything he touches! So, it is a monster. Hey, just a little one. It is an affront to nature. It must be destroyed! Calm yourself, Captain Gantu. Perhaps it can be reasoned with. Experiment 626 give us some sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good. Hmm? Meega, nala kweesta! So naughty! I didn't teach it that. Place that idiot scientist under arrest! I prefer to be called evil genius! And as for that abomination... it is the flawed product of a deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Gantu, take him away. With pleasure. Hmm. Uncomfortable? Oh... Good! The council has banished you to exile on a desert asteroid. So, relax... enjoy the trip and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you. Ow! Why, you...! May I remind the captain that he is on duty. Secure the cell! Aye, Captain. Captain on deck. All ahead full. Do... Does this, uh, look infected to you? Oh! Quiet, you. Gunfire in the cell bay! Open a channel. He's loose on Deck C! Red alert. Seal off the deck! Security, converge on door seven! Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight! There he is! Security to Bridge. It's in the ventilation system. He's headed for the power... grid. What was that? I don't think he's on the ship anymore. Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser. Yeah... he took the red one. Yee-haw! Hmm?! That's it! We got it. We got it! Hyperdrive activated. System charging. He's engaged his H-drive! Warning-- guidance is not functional. Pursuit Commander that crazy trog is about to make a jump! Break formation! Get clear of that ship! Navigation failure. Do not engage hyper... Get me Galactic Control. Where is he?! He's still in hyperspace. Where will he exit? Calculating now-- quadrant section - - area . A planet called... Ee-arth. I want an expert on this planet in here now! What is that? Water. Most of the planet is covered in it. He won't survive in water. His molecular density is too great. No... Of course. How much time do we have? We have projected his landing at three hours, minutes. Oh, we have to gas the planet. Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population which, need I remind you, is an endangered species! Am I to assume you are the expert? Oh, I don't know about expert. Agent Pleakley at your service. Can we not simply destroy the island? No! Crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms have colonies all over that planet. Are they intelligent? No, but they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet they have to begin life all over. It's fascinating, isn't it? With this, I've been able to study... What if our military forces just landed there? Well, that'd be a bad idea! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic! A quiet capture would require an understanding of - - that we do not possess! Who, then, Mr. Pleakley, would you send for his extraction? Does he have a brother? Close grandmother, perhaps? Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard? He got away? I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you. I designed this creature for to be unstoppable. Which is precisely why you must now bring him back. What? Me? And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture. - - will not come easily. Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to... Plasma cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba? B-B-But it's a delicate planet! Who's going to control him? You will. Very good, Your Highness. I... I didn't quite... Uh, you're notjoking! So, tell me, my little one-eyed one on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed? Mahalo nui ia Ke Ali iwahine O Lili ulani O ka Wohi ku Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue Na waihooluu a halikeole E nana na maka i ke ao malama Mai Hawaii akea i Kauai... O Kal'kaua he inoa O Ka pua mae ole i ka I' Ka pua maila i ka mauna I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea Ke 'maila i K'lauea M'lamalama i Wahinekapu A ka luna o Uw'kahuna I ka pali kapu o Ka auea Ea mai ke ali i kia manu Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo Ka pua nani a o Hawai i O Kal'kaua he inoa O Kal'kaua he inoa Ka pua mae ole i ka I' Ka pua maila i ka mauna I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea Ke 'maila i K'lauea... One, two, three, four... ...M'lamalama i Wahinekapu... Ay-yi-yi. ...A ka luna o Uw'kahuna I ka pali kapu o Ka auea Mahalo nui ia Ke Ali iwahine O Lili ulani O ka Wohi ku... Ea mai ke ali i kia manu Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo Ka pua nani a o Hawai I O Kal'kaua he inoa... He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua Kulele. -Whoa! -Whoa! Stop. Stop. Lilo, why are you all wet? It's sandwich day. Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. Pudge is a fish? And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? Fish? It's fish! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is-is stinkin' tuna! Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important? Pudge controls the weather. You're crazy. Please! Please! Everybody calm down! Girls... Shh. Lilo... I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't do it again! Maybe we should call your sister. No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced. Ooh, she bit me. Eww! I called your sister. She said to wait for her here on the porch. We'll try again on Sunday. Does this look infected to you? Yeah. You better not have rabies. If you have rabies the dogcatcher is going to have to cut... Are you going to play dolls? You don't have a doll. This is Scrump. I made her, but her head is too big. So I pretend a bug laid eggs in her ears, and she's upset because she only has a few more days to... Lilo! Lilo? Lilo? Oh, no. You better be home. Hey! Watch where you're going! Stupidhead! I found a new place to dwell... Oh, Lilo! Lilo! Open the door, Lilo! Go away. ...You make me so lonely, baby... Lilo? We don't have time for this. ...I get so lonely... Leave me alone to die. Come on, Lilo that social worker's going to be here any minute! ...You still can find some room For brokenhearted lovers to cry away their gloom Don't make me so lonely, baby Don't make me so lonely I get so lonely I could die... The bellhop's tears keep flowin'... You are so finished when I get in there! Well, they been so long on Lonely Street They ain't ever gonna look back... Oh, I'm going to stuff you in the blender push puree, then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, Mmm, this is great. What's your secret? I'm going to say... Love... and nurturing. Hi. Uh... You must be the, uh... The stupidhead. Oh! Oh... Oh, you know, I'm really sorry about that and if I'd known who you were, of course I never would've... Uh... I can pay for that. It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question? Yes. I'm Nani. Nice to meet you, Mister...? Bubbles. Mr. Bubbles. That's a strange... Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani? Uh... I thought we could sit out here and talk. I don't think so. Right. Uh... ...It's always crowded... This way. ...You still can find some room For brokenhearted lovers to cry away their gloom You make me so lonely, baby... Uh... wait here. Hey! So... lemonade? Do you often leave your sister home alone? No. Never. Well, except forjust now. Uh, I had to run to the store to get some... Oh! You left the stove on while you were out? Low heat! Just a simmer. Mmm! It's coming along great. I found that this morning. Lilo! There you are. Honeyface... this is Mr. Bubbles. Nice to meet you. Your knuckles say Cobra. Cobra Bubbles. You don't look like a social worker. I'm a special classification. Did you ever kill anyone? We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you happy? I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways before crossing the street and take long naps, and get disciplined. Disciplined? Yeah. She disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. -With bricks. -No... Bricks? Uh-huh, in a pillowcase. Okay! That's enough sugar for you. Why don't you run along, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty? Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have indeed gone wrong. My friends need to be punished. Call me next time you're left here alone. Yep. In case you're wondering, this did not go well. You have three days to change my mind. -Blah. -Eww! Lilo! Why didn't you wait at the school? You were supposed to wait there! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? Answer me! No! No, you don't understand? No! No, what? No! You're such a pain! So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?! At least a rabbit would behave better than you! Go ahead! Then you'll be happy because it'll be smarter than me, too! And quieter! You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, like you! Go to your room! I'm already in my room! Hey. I brought you some pizza, in case you were hungry. We're a broken family, aren't we? No. Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you. We're sisters. It's ourjob. Yeah, well, from now on... I like you better as a sister than a mom. Yeah? And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right? Oh... Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes. Yes, I do. I hit Mertle Edmonds today. You hit her? Before I bit her. You bit her. Lilo, you shouldn't... People treat me different. They just don't know what to say. I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good. Yeah? Would that be good? Oh! My camera's full again. Aren't they beautiful? A falling star! I call it! Get out! Get out! I have to make a wish! Can't you go any faster? Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me. No, it's not! It is, too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?! It's me again. I need someone to be my friend... someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel... the nicest angel you have. What we when hit? There it is. It stay jammed under the fender. We better call somebody. We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die... something sturdy, you know? Like a lobster. Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog. So nice to see your pretty face again! Jumba? We need your name and address at the bottom of the form... The kennel's back this way. Go. Pick someone out. Hello? Hello?! Are there any aminals in here? Hello! Hi. Hoh... ha... Hi... Wow! Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. All of our dogs are adoptable. Except that one! What is that thing?! A dog, I think. But it was dead this morning. It was dead this morning?! Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck. I like him! Come here, boy. Oh! Aah! Wouldn't you like a different dog? We have better dogs, dear. Not better than him. He can talk! Say hello. He... Hel... Dogs can't talk, dear. He did. Does it have to be this dog? Yes, he's good. I can tell. You'll have to think of a name for him. His name is... Stitch. Now, that's not a real name... Hmm. Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh. ...in Iceland... but here, it's a good name. Stitch it is. And there's a two dollar license fee. I want to buy him! Can I borrow two dollars? He's all yours. You're all mine. Well, what's he doing? Shh! Keep quiet. He's listening for us. How good is his hearing? I mean, can he... Why don't you run? Coming! I'm coming! Stop! I have just determined this situation to be far too hazardous! Don't worry, I won't hit her. No! That girl is a part of the mosquito food chain. Here! Educate yourself. Using a little girl for a shield. This is low, even for you! Whoo-hoo! Bah! Tear him apart with all both my bare hands! Have you lost your mind?! What is it, Stitch? We cannot be seen! Bad dog, barking at nothing! You can't shoot, and you can't be seen. Look at you! You look like a monster. We have to blend in. Okay, I got to get to work. Stick around town and stay out of the roads, okay? I'll meet you at : . Hmm? Oh! Ah! Okay, I guess we should be going. What about Stitch? My friends! What do you want? I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face. Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over. I got a new dog. His name is Stitch. That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw. -Yeah. -Yeah. Eww! Get it away from me! I'm gonna get a disease! Somebody do something! Oh, great! He's loose. His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe. It's nice to live on an island with no large cities. Are you okay? Doo-doo... Doo-doo... You can shake an apple off an apple tree Shake-a, shake-a, sugar, but you'll never shake me -Uh-uh-uh -Doo-doo-doo No, siree, uh-uh... Uh-uh. ...Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo I'm gonna stick like glue Stick because I'm... Stuck on you I'm gonna run my fingers Through your long, black hair... Hey, over here, little buddy. ...Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear -Uh-uh-uh -Doo-doo-doo Yes, siree, uh-huh Doo-doo-doo, Doo-doo-doo I'm gonna stick like glue Stick because I'm... Stuck on you Hide in the kitchen Hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side... When you're ready to give up just let us know, heh? Whee! ...Uh-uh-uh... Yeah! This is you. This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. Ay-yi-yi, Lilo! Your dog cannot sit at the table. Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts. Oh, you didn't even eat your sweet potato. I thought you liked them. Desserts! David! I got a new dog. Oh! You sure it's a dog? Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got ran over. Yum! Hey... Blah! Eww! Howzit, Nani? Did you catch fire again? Nah, just the stage. Listen, I was wondering if you're not doing anything this... David, I told you, I can't. I... I got a lot to deal with right now. I know. I just figured you might need some time... You smell like a lawn mower. Look, I got to go. The kid at table three's throwing poi again. Maybe some other time, okay? Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary. She thinks it's fancy? Blech! Oh! Mmm! Aha! Look what I find! Get restraints! Right. Ow! Take that! Hurry! Uh, hold still just a... Aah! Hey, Nani! Is that your dog? Uh... All is well. Please, go about your business. I'm okay. Oh, your head looks swollen. Actually, she's just ugly. Darling... He's joking. Ugly-- look at me... Uh, this is not working out. Uh, b-but... Mm-mm. Yeah? Well, who wants to work at this stupid... fakey luau anyway. Come on, Lilo. Did you lose yourjob because of Stitch and me? Nah. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. I knew it. This is a great home. You'll like it a lot. See? Uh, Lilo... Comfy. -Hey! -Hey! What is the matter with you? Be careful of the little angel! It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog. We just have to take him back. He's just cranky because it's his bedtime. He's creepy, Lilo. I won't sleep while he's loose in the house. You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine! Hey, what are you doing? Stop that, Stitch! Hey! Look at him, Lilo. He's obviously mutated from something else. We have to take him back. He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about O'hana? He hasn't been here that long. Neither have I. Dad said O'hana means family. Huh? O'hana means family. Family means... ...nobody gets left behind. Or...? Or forgotten. I know. I know. I hate it when you use O'hana against me. Mmm. Don't worry, you can sleep right next to me. Look how curious the puppy is. This is my room, and this is your bed. This is your dolly and bottle. See? Doesn't spill. I filled it with coffee. Good puppy. Now get into bed. Hey! That's mine! Down! Mmm! Be careful of that! You don't touch this! Don't ever touch it! No! Don't pull on her head! She's recovering from surgery. No! That's from my blue period. Mmm... There. You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change? Ah! Wow. San Francisco. Save me! Eek! No more caffeine for you. This little girl is wasting her time. - - cannot be taught to ignore its destructive programming. Ooh! Push that over. What are you doing? Nothing! Uh, say, I want to try it on. No! Share! Let me try it! Hey! Ow! You're justjealous 'cause I'm pretty! Don't move. A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one. And another one! Why, it's a whole flock. And they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they're, um, they're.... I think it might be a koala. An evil koala. I can't even pet it. It keeps staring at me, like it's going to eat me. Hello? Nani? Hello? Are you there? Now, this is interesting. What? - - was designed to be a monster but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night? Nah! Hmm. Hmm... That's the Ugly Duckling. See? He's sad because he's all alone and nobody wants him but on this page, his family hears him crying and they find him. Then the Ugly Duckling is happy because he knows where he belongs. Hmm... Want to listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan. Nani. Nani! Uh... yeah? Look. We can't go on together With suspicious minds... ...cious minds... ...can build our dreams... ...On suspicious minds... Heard you lost yourjob. Well, uh, actually, I just quit thatjob because, you know, the hours are just not conducive to the challenges of raising a child... Hey! I am so sorry about that. What is that thing? That's my puppy. Really? Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience but I cannot ignore you beingjobless. Do I make myself clear? Perfectly. And next time I see this dog I expect it to be a model citizen... capisce? Uh... yes? New job. Model citizen. Good day. You look like an angel... Mrs. Hasagawa? I'm here to answer your newspaper ad. Elvis Presley was a model citizen. ...Walk like an angel... I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one is dancing. I can't talk now, dear. I'm waiting for someone to answer my ad. That's why I'm here. Hands on your hips. Now follow my lead. Ooh-hoo. ...You fooled me with your kisses... Ah! That's my want ad. I know! ...Heaven knows how you lied to me You're not the way... Whoa, whoa! Why is everything so dark? I am all about coffee. Let's move on to step two. ...Walk like an angel... Elvis played guitar. Here. ...Talk like an angel... Hold it like this, and put your fingers here. See? Now you try. ...and I make great cappuccinos and lattes with... I wish I could, Nani, but I just hired Teddy and with tourist season ending... Concierge-er-ing is my life. ...You look like an angel... I just love to answer phones... This is the face of romance. ...Walk like an angel... She looks like she could use some lovin'. ...Talk like an angel, but I got wise... Oh, we might have something. Good. Now kiss her. ...The devil in disguise... I'm sure Elvis had his bad days, too. I'm all about saving people? ...I thought that I was in heaven... Actually, I do think we have an opening. Really? Okay, this is it. ...But I was sure surprised... Time to bring it all together. Oh, that'd be so great! You have no idea how badly I need this job. ...The devil in your eyes You're the devil in disguise... It's all you! Knock 'em dead! ...The devil in disguise You're the devil in disguise... Don't crowd him! ...Oh, yes, you are The devil in disguise... The devil in disguise, oh, yes... Hey, knock it off! Hey, Lilo! Howzit... Nani? We've been having a bad day. Hmm... Hey, I might not be a doctor but I know that there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. What you think? I think that's a great idea. -Aloha e, aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e -'Ano'ai ke aloha e -'Ano'ai ke aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e 'Ano'ai ke aloha e 'Ano'ai ke aloha e... There's no place I'd rather be Than on my surfboard out at sea Lingering in the ocean blue And if I had one wish come true I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha O ka moana, hanupanupa -Lalala i ka la hanahana -Whoo! -Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one -Whoo! Yeah! Helehele mai kakou e Hawaiian roller coaster ride There's no place I'd rather be Than on a seashore dry, wet free On golden sand is where I'd lay And if I only had my way I'd play till the sun sets beyond the horizon Lalala i ka la hanahana Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one It's time to try the Hawaiian roller coaster ride Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka No worry, no fear, ain't no biggy, brahda Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out Front side, back side, goofy-footed, wipe out Let's getjumpin', surf's up and pumpin' Coastin' with the motion of the ocean Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling Hawaiian roller coaster ride... Oh, can't complain, Mom. I'm camping out with a convicted criminal and, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster! Wait... something is not right. - - is returning willingly to water. Oh, hold on, Mom-- another call. Mr. Pleakley, you are overdue. I want a status report. Oh, uh, things are going well. He cannot swim! Things are going well. Jumba, aren't they going well? Why will he risk drowning? Jumba? Jumba, help me out here. I would have expected you back by now, with - - in hand. Just a few things left to pack and, uh, we'll be... Hang up. We are going swimming. Huh? There's no place I'd rather be Than on my surfboard out at sea Lingering in the ocean blue And if I had one wish come true I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Flying by On a Hawaiian roller coaster ride Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha O ka moana, hanupanupa Lalala i ka la hanahana -Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one -Yeah! Helehele mai kakou e Hawaiian roller coaster ride. Lilo! What happened? Oh... some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel. Where's Stitch? Get off of her! What happened? Stitch dragged her down. We lost Stitch! Lilo? Lilo, look at me. Look at me, baby. Are you hurt? No. He's unconscious, but I think he's alive. David, take Lilo. This isn't what it looks like. We were... It-It's just that... I know you're trying, Nani but you need to think about what's best for Lilo... even if it removes you from the picture. I'll be back tomorrow morning for Lilo. I'm sorry. Nani? Is there something I can do? No, David. Uh, I need to take Lilo home now. We have a lot to talk about, Lilo. Thanks. You know, I really believed they had a chance. Then you came along. Lilo, honey... we have to, uh... Don't worry. You're nice, and someone will give you a job. I would. Come here. Aloha Oe, Aloha Oe E ke onaona noho i ka lipo One fond embrace, a ho'i a'e au Until we meet again. That's us before... It was rainy, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things and push me. Our family's little now and we don't have many toys but if you want, you could be part of it. You could be our baby and we'd raise you to be good. O'hana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind but if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves. L... L... Lost. I'm lost. Help! I don't like the ocean! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors in the war... It's a shark! It's a shark, and it ain't friendly! It looks like a dolphin. Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Oh, octopus, come and help me? An octo... octopus is worse than a shark! I hate this planet! Oh... little monster! Uh, Agent Pleakley here. I have lost patience with you both. Have you captured - - or not? Um... Uh-uh... Consider yourselves fired and prisonbound. Your incompetence is nothing short of unspeakable! But, uh... mm... We're fired! Now we do it my way! Your way? Oh... uh, wait! It seems I have overestimated Jumber and Blinkley. Uh, Jumba and Pleakley. Whatever. The mission is in jeopardy. This could be your chance to redeem yourself, Captain Gantu. How soon will you be prepared to leave? Immediately. Don't run. Don't make me shoot you. You were expensive. Yes. Yes, that's it. Come quietly. Mm... waiting. For what? Family. Ah! You don't have one. I made you. Oh... maybe I could... You're built to destroy. You can never belong. Now come quietly and we will take you apart. No, no, no, no, don't, don't run! Don't run! Lilo. I didn't hear you get up. Baby, what's wrong? Stitch left. Really? It's good he's gone. He didn't want to be here, anyway. We don't need him. Lilo... sometimes you try your hardest but things don't work out the way you want them to. Sometimes things have to change and maybe sometimes they're for the better... even if... Nani! David! I think I found you a job. You what?! Old man Kukhkini's store, but we got to hurry. Oh, um, okay. Lilo? Baby, this is really important. I need you to stay here for a few minutes. I'm going to be right back. Lock the door and don't answer it for anyone, okay? Things are finally turning around. Aw, David, I owe you one. That's okay. You can just date me, and we'll call it even. Come back here, you little...! Stitch? What is it? Shh! Oh, hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore. Didn't I tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules. Ha! Ooh. Oh, ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! You ain't nothin' but a hound dog... What are we going to do? ...Cryin' all the time... Ooh! I love this song! Pliers. Screwdriver. Check. Come out, my friend from whomever you're hiding behind. ...Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine... What the...? Ooh! Come on! What's the big deal? I'll put you back together again. I'll make you taller and not so fluffy! I like fluffy! No... No... No! Oh, leave my mother out of this! You could do with a makeover. I tried to give you my good looks but let's face it, something went wrong. No! Quick! Follow me! If we make it to... You're alive! They're all over the place! Running away? Here... let me stop you. You always get in the way! Where's the girl? What have you done to the girl? Hello? Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house. No, no, no! No aliens! Blue punch buggy! No punch back. They want my dog! There's no need to alert the authorities. Everything's under control. Lilo, who was that? Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw. Lilo! Don't hang...! Ha! You shouldn't play with guns. Oh, okay. Thank you. Oh, I just remembered. It's your birthday! Happy birthday! Merry Christmas! It's not Christmas. Happy Hanukkah! We're leaving Stitch? Trust me. This is not going to end well. -One potato. -Two potato. -Three potato. -Four. -Five potato. -Six potato. Seven potato, more. My... mother... told... me... you... are... it. Oh, I win! Thanks. Mahalo plenty. You won't be disappointed. I'll show up early to help with the morning deliver... Oh, don't turn left. No. One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face. Oh, Lilo! Please don't do this. You know I have no choice. No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance! You're making this harder than it needs to be. But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me! Is this what she needs?! It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you. Lilo! Lilo! -Lilo! -Lilo! Lilo! -Lilo! -Lilo! You ruined everything. You're one of them? Ooh! Get out of here, Stitch. Surprise! And here I thought you'd be difficult to catch. Ho-ho-ho. Silly me. Lilo? Lilo! There you go, all buckled up for the trip. And look-- I even caught you a little snack. No! Stop! Lilo. Aah! Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now where is Lilo? Talk! I know you can. Okay, okay. Where's Lilo? Lilo... Now all your washing is up! You're under arrest! Read him his rights. Listen carefully. Hello? Galactic Command? Experiment 626 is in custody. We'll wait right here. Huh? Don't interact with her. Where's Lilo? Who? What?! Lilo... my sister. Uh, sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh... Lilo! She's a little girl-- this big! She has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that thing! Uh... We know her. Bring her back. Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of Galactic resources. See, problem is... we're just here for him. So she's gone? Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore. Come. O'hana. Huh? Hey! Get away from her. No! What did you say? O'hana means family. Family means... ...nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten. Yeah. Hey... What?! After all you put me through you expect me to help you just like that?! Just like that?! Ih.
Hi Moms/Dads! Did you know that you were going to work as...? a nurse, counselor, judge, csi agent, beauty consultant, hair dresser, personal shopper, accountant, life guard, teacher, dietician, cook, maid, waitress, body guard, role model, entertainer, trainer, interior decorator, driver, etc. Some of these things I knew about before my cute little babies came along, but the rest ... who knew I was going to have to figure out who/what/andhowtf made a mark on my girls cheek!! ?? How about you? What was the one that surprised you the most?
Is it safe for a pregnant woman to drink infant formula? I would think not.... Aluminum <5-45 ug/l in breast milk 557-2,346 ug/l in soy formula Aluminum interferes with cellular metabolic processes and information transfer from DNA Silicon 55.45ng/ml in milk of mothers with silicone implants 51.05ng/ml in milk of mothers without implants 746-13,811 ng/ml in 26 brands of formula tested for silicon The effect of large amounts of silicon on an infant is unknown Cadmium Cadmium is a highly toxic metal that can cause kidney damage in high amounts. Neurotoxic effects such as psychomotor disturbances, behavioral and cognitive disorders have been demonstrated in animal models with low-dose exposure. Cadmium levels can be 6 times higher in soy formula compared to milk- based formula. Cadmium is also found in cereals with the exposure of dietary cadmium from weaning diets up to 12 times higher in children fed infant formula compared to breast milk. Genetically engineered corn and soy Detected in Alsoy (Carnation/Nestle), Similac Neocare (Ross Labs), Isomil (Ross Labs), Prosobee (Mead Johnson) Transgenic ingredients pose the risk of introducing novel toxins, new allergens, and increased antibiotic resistance to infants. The FDA does not require labeling of genetically engineered foods, so parents will remain unaware that their baby is consuming transgenic ingredients MSG (processed free glutamic acid and processed free aspartic acid) These are known neurotoxins found in a number of infant formulas. Because the blood brain barrier is not fully developed in infants, these neurotoxins are more accessible to the infant brain than the adult brain. The highest levels of these neurotoxins were found in hypoallergenic formulas. Because no studies have been done on the long term outcomes of infants fed on hypoallergenic formulas it is unknown if they will exhibit more learning disabilities at school age, and/or more endocrine disorders such as obesity, and reproductive disorders, later in life. Phytoestrogens Phytoestrogens are endocrine disruptors found in soy formulas. Infants fed soy formula can have circulating phytoestrogen concentrations that are 13,000-22,000 times higher than normal levels in early life. These bioactive compounds can create steroid hormone imbalance, compete with enzymes that metabolize steroids, drugs and xenobiotics, and can influence gonadal function. Genistein can be carcinogenic if exposure occurs during critical periods of differentiation. Soy formula has been linked to premature thelarche (breast development in infants and girls under eight years of age). Phytoestrogens (isoflavones) also act on the thyroid gland. They are well known inducers of goiter and anti-thyroid agents. They act against the thyroid by inhibition of thyroid peroxidase. Children with autoimmune thyroid disease were three times more likely to have been fed soy formula in infancy. 2 Phthalates and Bisphenol-A These are endocrine disrupting industrial chemicals. Phthalates are used as plasticisers and are testicular toxins as well as estradiol imitators. Bisphenol-A is used in the production of polycarbonate plastics and has been found in plastic baby bottles. It can leach from the container and has been known to be estrogenic since 1938. Bisphenol-A resins are used as lacquers to coat metal products such as food cans. With a high affinity for fatty products, it has been shown to leach into the content of cans during the autoclaving process, including cans of milk based infant formula. Contaminants in water used to reconstitute concentrated and powdered formula Lead Lead in water used to reconstitute formula can cause elevations in blood lead levels if used from the hot water tap or boiled. Boiling concentrates lead. There is a 6 point IQ drop for every 10ug increase in blood lead levels. Nitrates Infants fed formula reconstituted with nitrate-contaminated water are at risk for potentially fatal methemoglobinemia. Nitrates are converted to nitrites by the baby resulting in hemoglobin being converted to methemoglobin that cannot bind molecular oxygen. This risk increases if babies under six months are also fed baby food with high concentrations of nitrates such as green beans and bananas. Atrazine Atrazine is a weed killer that causes mammary and uterine cancer in rats. In the cities and towns with the worst tap water contamination, formula-fed babies who consume reconstituted formula would receive a lifetime dose of this chemical in the first four months of their lives. Bacteria Significant bacterial contamination can occur during home preparation of powdered infant formula. Reconstituted formula stored in the refrigerator shows increasing bacterial counts over time
yooo is britney spears crazy i'm not bein mean but plz tell me and why? More than any other single artist, Britney Spears was the driving force behind the return of teen pop in the late '90s. The blockbuster success of the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys certainly paved the way for her own commercial breakthrough, but Spears didn't just become a star -- she was a bona fide pop phenomenon. Not only did she sell millions of records, she was a media fixture regardless of what she was (or wasn't) doing; among female singers of the era (many of whom followed in her footsteps), her celebrity star power was rivaled only by Jennifer Lopez. From the outset, Spears' sex appeal was an important part of her image; the video for her debut single, "...Baby One More Time," outfitted her in full Catholic-school regalia, and sent her well on the way to becoming an international sex symbol. Yet Spears' handlers seemed to be trying to have it both ways -- there was a definite tension between the wholesome innocence Spears tried to project for her female audience, and the titillating sexuality that enticed so many male fans. Those marketing tactics made Spears a somewhat controversial figure, the subject of endless debates concerning appropriate role models for teenage girls. Early on, Spears tried to defuse the controversy by preaching abstinence until marriage, and even denied that she was consciously cultivating such a sexualized image. Of course, the more provocative and revealing her on-stage wardrobe became, the less plausible that claim seemed. But apart from her ability to tiptoe the line between virginal coquette and brazen tart, Spears had a secret weapon in Swedish pop mastermind Max Martin, who had a hand in the vast majority of her hits as a writer and/or producer. With Martin crafting the sort of contemporary dance-pop and sentimental ballads that made stars of the Backstreet Boys, Spears kept on delivering the goods commercially, as her first three albums all topped the charts. Britney Jean Spears was born December 2, 1981, in the small town of Kentwood, LA, and began performing as a singer and dancer at a young age. With a nationally televised appearance on Star Search already under her belt, Spears auditioned for the Disney Channel's The New Mickey Mouse Club at age eight. The producers turned her down as too young, but one of them took an interest and introduced her to an agent in New York. Spears spent the next three years studying at the Professional Performing Arts School, and also appeared in several television commercials and off-Broadway plays. At 11, she returned to The New Mickey Mouse Club for a second audition, and this time made the cut. Although her fellow Mouseketeers included an impressive array of future stars -- *NSYNC's Justin Timberlake and JC Chasez, Christina Aguilera, and Felicity actress Keri Russell -- the show was canceled after Spears' second season. She returned to New York at age 15 and set about auditioning for pop bands and recording demo tapes, one of which eventually landed her a deal with Jive Records. Spears entered the studio with top writer/producers like Eric Foster White (Boyzone, Whitney Houston, Backstreet Boys) and Max Martin (Ace of Base, Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC). In late 1998, Jive released her debut single, the Martin-penned "...Baby One More Time." Powered by its video, in which Spears and a troupe of dancers were dressed as Catholic-school jailbait, the single shot to the top of the Billboard charts. When Spears' debut album of the same title was released in early 1999, it entered the charts at number one and stayed there for six weeks. Once the ubiquitous lead single died down, the album kept spinning off hits: the Top Ten "(You Drive Me) Crazy," the near-Top 20 ballad "Sometimes," and the Top 20 "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart." By the end of 1999, ...Baby One More Time had sold ten million copies, and went on to sell a good three million more on top of that. Its success touched off a wave of young pop divas that included Christina Aguilera, Pink, Jessica Simpson, and Mandy Moore. Spears was a superstar, drooled over in countless magazines, including a Rolling Stone cover that prompted immediate speculation about the still-17 year old having gotten breast implants. By the time ...Baby One More Time finally started to lose steam on the singles and album charts, Spears was ready to release her follow-up. Oops!...I Did It Again appeared in the spring of 2000, and the title track was an instant smash, racing into the Top Ten. The album entered the charts at number one and sold over a million copies in its first week of release, setting a new record for single-week sales by a female artist. Follow-up singles included "Lucky," the gold-selling "Stronger," and "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know," which was co-written by country diva Shania Twain and her producer Mutt Lange. A year after its release, Oops!...I Did It Again had sold over nine million copies. Rumors that Spears was dating *N Sync heartthrob (and fellow ex-Mouseketeer) Justin Timberlake were eventually confirmed, which only added to the media attention lavished on her. For her next album, Spears looked ahead to a not-so-distant future when both she and much of her audience would be growing up. Released in late 2001, Britney tried to present the singer as a more mature young woman, and was accompanied by mild hints that her personal life wasn't always completely puritanical. It became her third straight album to debut at number one, although this time around the singles weren't as successful; "I'm a Slave 4 U," "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," and "Overprotected" all missed the Top Ten. In early 2002, Spears' feature-film debut, Crossroads, hit theaters, but its commercial performance was somewhat disappointing; moreover, her romance with Timberlake fizzled not long after. Spears next made a cameo appearance in Mike Myers' Austin Powers: Goldmember, and contributed a remix of "Boys" to the soundtrack. Meanwhile, sales of Britney stalled at four million copies, perhaps in part because a new breed of teenage female singer/songwriters, like Michelle Branch and Avril Lavigne, was emerging as an alternative to the highly packaged teen queens. Spears took a break from recording and performing for several months, and began work on a new album in early 2003. The results, In the Zone, reflected a wish to be taken seriously as a mature (though still highly sexualized) adult. Predictably, it topped the charts and launched several singles into orbit, including the musically adventurous "Toxic," "Everytime," and "Me Against the Music." In the Zone hit number one on the Billboard 200, and "Toxic" snagged a Grammy for Best Dance Recording. But by 2004 there were no longer any illusions of Britney's personal life being all wholesome candy canes and kisses. First there was the star's bizarre two-day marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander, followed by the controversial, highly sexualized Onyx Hotel tour, which was eventually canceled (allegedly because of a knee injury) despite positive financial numbers. Starbucks and cigarettes were Britney's constant accessories in the endless paparazzi photos, and the revelation of her relationship with former backup dancer Kevin Federline made the tabloids even more ravenous. Spears and Federline married in September and were tabloid regulars in the months after the ceremony. (A photo of a barefoot Britney leaving a dingy gas station bathroom made the Internet rounds.) The couple also starred in Chaotic, a UPN reality show consisting mostly of their own home videos that was met with howls from the critics and blogs. 2005 was no less eventful for Spears. She released Greatest Hits: My Prerogative that January, but it was the announcement of her pregnancy that really garnered the headlines. Sean Preston Federline was born in September, and a bidding war ensued for first rights to the baby photos. As the hubbub surrounding Sean's birth continued, Britney released a remix album just in time for the holiday season. In 2006,Spears discovered she was pregnant again; shortly after the birth of her second son, Jayden James Federline, she divorced Federline. Early in 2007, Spears went to Malibu, CA's Promises Treatment Center; when she left, she began working on her comeback album and performed a few small shows at House of Blues locations in Los Angeles, San Diego, Anaheim, and Las Vegas that May. Later that summer, however, plans to release an album were pushed back to 2008. ~ Steve Huey, All Music Guide
Should i give up my dream for my husband? I have been acting and modeling on and off since i was 14. I met my husband at 20 and got married shortly there after and had a beautiful baby girl. During my pregancy and a while after that i had a break from acting and modeling, due to obvious reasons. Now a year later i have my body back and i want to start where i left off. I had a meeting with my agent and she would love to have me back and i scheduled a few photo shoots so i can build my portfolio again. When i told my husband about this he said i was crazy that i need to be more "grown-up" in my decisions....especially now being a mom. I look at the modeling and acting industries as a career...And i am going to raise our daughter in the best way. I I take her everywhere with me and even do mommy and me classes so she can be with other kids and i will continue to make sure she is taken care of properly...But i really want to work in this feild. What should i do???
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